LOU O' BEDLAM: Archive

Sep 1st

Aug 31st

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Unprepared →

Aug 31st

Unprepared - Superdrag From what I read, the...

Aug 31st

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Blues from Down Here →

Aug 30th

Blues from Down Here - TV on the Radio With their...

Aug 30th

Thompson's Ghost →

Just wrote up some political commentary, having heard about all the new shit going down in the election. I am qualified to be a political commentator because I have done lots of drugs, read a few books from the library, and hate politics. Enjoy!

Aug 29th

Heh

According to Howmanyofme.com (found via Clayton Cubitt ), there is only one other person in the U.S. with my name. And I totally know who that guy is. Dad, we are wicked unique!

Aug 29th

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Meeting People is Awesome →

Aug 29th

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Hold On Dear Brother - The Beach Boys Soulful....

Aug 28th

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Aug 27th

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Ariel is Someone's Sister →

Aug 27th

Prank, not Crank, IM

 AIM IM with eMmMx3ilY.
5: 27 AM
eMmMx3ilY: the sleeper must awaken little lou
eMmMx3ilY: LITTTLE LOU ?!
lou o' bedlam: and now i'm awake
eMmMx3ilY: oh
eMmMx3ilY: ii seee
eMmMx3ilY: how are you
lou o' bedlam: i'm well, how're you?
eMmMx3ilY: im welll, thanks for asking
lou o' bedlam: what're you up to?
eMmMx3ilY: not much, with my friend, how about you on this fine day
lou o' bedlam: well, it's still early here, just getting up
eMmMx3ilY: oh, where are you ?
lou o' bedlam: who is this?
5: 30 AM
eMmMx3ilY: emily
eMmMx3ilY: its so hot up here in california
eMmMx3ilY: what state do you live in ?
lou o' bedlam: emily who?
eMmMx3ilY: your friend from schoool, remember the old times
lou o' bedlam: ah. wow, crank IM. we truly do live in the future
eMmMx3ilY: what the fuck are you talkin about lou
eMmMx3ilY: yuuur so qay
eMmMx3ilY: fuck me
lou o' bedlam: not only crank IM, but a witty one, at that. your words remind me of early bukowski poetry. so curt, so potent.
eMmMx3ilY: whaat are you talkinq about ?
eMmMx3ilY: fuuckinq faqqet
lou o' bedlam: and to think, not only so eloquent, but also taking up actual time of your life to do this. me, i'm just killing time in the early morning, multi-tasking and such, but you, you're actually sitting there, actively out and seeking folk to crank. how amusing, but how sad for you
eMmMx3ilY: duuude what the fuck are you taalkinq about
eMmMx3ilY: yuuuh stupid cunt
5: 35 AM
lou o' bedlam: wow, now i kind of pity you. IM troll? really? that's the best you can come up with the pass the time?
eMmMx3ilY: uhhhm ihts callled prank IM naaaht crank yuuuh stupid shiittt
lou o' bedlam: ah, i see. well thank you, sir, for the correction. see, and here you thought you were just having a spot of fun, but you've actually taught someone something. you're not as useless as you thought you were
eMmMx3ilY: im a women, thankkss, & SIR i kno i teach people thinqs everyday, be hatin bitcchhh
lou o' bedlam: think of the other things you could be doing now. but instead you are talking to strangers online. hiding behind fake screennames. are you that lonely? is it that bad where you are? is it your parents, is that why you're so unhappy?
lou o' bedlam: take your time
lou o' bedlam: consider your answer
eMmMx3ilY: uhhhm, ? no iim happpy thanks & what else could i be doinq
5: 40 AM
lou o' bedlam: that's it? no more swearing? truth stings a bit? i wonder if it's your mother or father. which has scarred you, so? is it more physical, or emotional? which one is to blame for your lack of popularity at school
eMmMx3ilY: what are you taaalkinq about im the most popular qirll in colleqe yuuuh asshole
lou o' bedlam: do you think you swore again because i mentioned it?
eMmMx3ilY: naahhh, ihtts in muuh blooodd
lou o' bedlam: i'm sorry, i...i just feel so bad for you. every thing you type just reminds me of how horrible your life must be
eMmMx3ilY: nahhht at allll, ihhts prettty damn qreat, ii livee in a friqqen masion, waht do you live in, a box ?
eMmMx3ilY: taake your time
5: 45 AM
lou o' bedlam: see, see how hard you're trying? look at yourself right now. look at where you really live, what you're actually doing. does the loneliness every ache? a physical pain deep in your chest
lou o' bedlam: does this help? does this make you feel better?
eMmMx3ilY: iim w| a friends, iim naaht lonely >
lou o' bedlam: talking, even joking like you are, talking to someone
eMmMx3ilY: iim w| my friends
lou o' bedlam: of course you are
lou o' bedlam: surrounded by friends as you talk on IM
eMmMx3ilY: its calllledd AIM naaaht IM
lou o' bedlam: you're not really good at this, are you?
eMmMx3ilY: at what
eMmMx3ilY: tahts what ii thouqht
lou o' bedlam: feels kind of hollow, doesn't it?
lou o' bedlam: not as much fun as you thought it'd be
eMmMx3ilY: ihhts very fun actuaaalllyy ! 
lou o' bedlam: you understand so little of yourself
eMmMx3ilY: fuck youu hunnay
lou o' bedlam: you don't even know why you do things sometimes, do you
eMmMx3ilY: whaat are you a fuuckinq councelour
lou o' bedlam: oh, but it's so easy
lou o' bedlam: you are so easy to figure out
lou o' bedlam: but you know this
lou o' bedlam: that is part of why you think life is so bad
eMmMx3ilY: you thiink yerrr a biig helpp ; but yerr nahht ma'am ; sirr ; whatverr the fuckk youhh aree,
lou o' bedlam: oh, i don't want to help
eMmMx3ilY: & i dont think my life is bad ;
5: 50 AM
lou o' bedlam: you are so small
lou o' bedlam: so unhappy
lou o' bedlam: i'm rather enjoying this, the thought of you so miserable
lou o' bedlam: so miserable it's brought you here
eMmMx3ilY: nope
 eMmMx3ilY has gone offline.
 Lou o' Bedlam's 2 years of psychology classes FTW.

Aug 27th

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claytoncubitt: “(Christianity) …the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…” (via)

Aug 27th

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Here She Comes - The Beach Boys So after...

Aug 26th

And Normally, I Hate Solicitors →

Aug 26th