CAUTION: Looking into Amanda’s eyes may cause:

  • heart palpitations
  • sweaty palms
  • blurred vision
  • hypotension
  • hypertension
  • drowsiness
  • dysphagia
  • stuttering
  • klutziness
  • syncope
  • dry mouth
  • mumbling of asinine poetry in her honor

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