Darius was the minister at yesterday’s wedding.  I believe he was mainly chosen because he’s got a wicked southern drawl.  And his voice carries.And he has a personal relationship with Jesus.  And by “personal,” I mean Sexual.   

Darius was the minister at yesterday’s wedding.  I believe he was mainly chosen because he’s got a wicked southern drawl.  

And his voice carries.

And he has a personal relationship with Jesus.  

And by “personal,” I mean Sexual.   

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