Lauren cracks me up because:
1. she thinks I think she’s a racist because she continually confuses one black actor for another.
2. after sitting in the back seat of my car, she got out and had the shapes of chess pieces on her leg. Because I kept my chess set back there.
3. After going the wrong way in the parking lot, I slid into a parking spot all smooth, and she said it made her all hot.
