“(Christianity) …the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…” (via)
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the best. claytoncubitt:
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Not to say I agree with this definition...its attitude at all, but it raising
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everythinginthesky reblogged this from claytoncubitt and added:
Pretty much nails it. So
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oh wow, now I’m freaked out.
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