Prank, not Crank, IM
- AIM IM with eMmMx3ilY.
- 5: 27 AM
- eMmMx3ilY: the sleeper must awaken little lou
- eMmMx3ilY: LITTTLE LOU ?!
- lou o' bedlam: and now i'm awake
- eMmMx3ilY: oh
- eMmMx3ilY: ii seee
- eMmMx3ilY: how are you
- lou o' bedlam: i'm well, how're you?
- eMmMx3ilY: im welll, thanks for asking
- lou o' bedlam: what're you up to?
- eMmMx3ilY: not much, with my friend, how about you on this fine day
- lou o' bedlam: well, it's still early here, just getting up
- eMmMx3ilY: oh, where are you ?
- lou o' bedlam: who is this?
- 5: 30 AM
- eMmMx3ilY: emily
- eMmMx3ilY: its so hot up here in california
- eMmMx3ilY: what state do you live in ?
- lou o' bedlam: emily who?
- eMmMx3ilY: your friend from schoool, remember the old times
- lou o' bedlam: ah. wow, crank IM. we truly do live in the future
- eMmMx3ilY: what the fuck are you talkin about lou
- eMmMx3ilY: yuuur so qay
- eMmMx3ilY: fuck me
- lou o' bedlam: not only crank IM, but a witty one, at that. your words remind me of early bukowski poetry. so curt, so potent.
- eMmMx3ilY: whaat are you talkinq about ?
- eMmMx3ilY: fuuckinq faqqet
- lou o' bedlam: and to think, not only so eloquent, but also taking up actual time of your life to do this. me, i'm just killing time in the early morning, multi-tasking and such, but you, you're actually sitting there, actively out and seeking folk to crank. how amusing, but how sad for you
- eMmMx3ilY: duuude what the fuck are you taalkinq about
- eMmMx3ilY: yuuuh stupid cunt
- 5: 35 AM
- lou o' bedlam: wow, now i kind of pity you. IM troll? really? that's the best you can come up with the pass the time?
- eMmMx3ilY: uhhhm ihts callled prank IM naaaht crank yuuuh stupid shiittt
- lou o' bedlam: ah, i see. well thank you, sir, for the correction. see, and here you thought you were just having a spot of fun, but you've actually taught someone something. you're not as useless as you thought you were
- eMmMx3ilY: im a women, thankkss, & SIR i kno i teach people thinqs everyday, be hatin bitcchhh
- lou o' bedlam: think of the other things you could be doing now. but instead you are talking to strangers online. hiding behind fake screennames. are you that lonely? is it that bad where you are? is it your parents, is that why you're so unhappy?
- lou o' bedlam: take your time
- lou o' bedlam: consider your answer
- eMmMx3ilY: uhhhm, ? no iim happpy thanks & what else could i be doinq
- 5: 40 AM
- lou o' bedlam: that's it? no more swearing? truth stings a bit? i wonder if it's your mother or father. which has scarred you, so? is it more physical, or emotional? which one is to blame for your lack of popularity at school
- eMmMx3ilY: what are you taaalkinq about im the most popular qirll in colleqe yuuuh asshole
- lou o' bedlam: do you think you swore again because i mentioned it?
- eMmMx3ilY: naahhh, ihtts in muuh blooodd
- lou o' bedlam: i'm sorry, i...i just feel so bad for you. every thing you type just reminds me of how horrible your life must be
- eMmMx3ilY: nahhht at allll, ihhts prettty damn qreat, ii livee in a friqqen masion, waht do you live in, a box ?
- eMmMx3ilY: taake your time
- 5: 45 AM
- lou o' bedlam: see, see how hard you're trying? look at yourself right now. look at where you really live, what you're actually doing. does the loneliness every ache? a physical pain deep in your chest
- lou o' bedlam: does this help? does this make you feel better?
- eMmMx3ilY: iim w| a friends, iim naaht lonely >
- lou o' bedlam: talking, even joking like you are, talking to someone
- eMmMx3ilY: iim w| my friends
- lou o' bedlam: of course you are
- lou o' bedlam: surrounded by friends as you talk on IM
- eMmMx3ilY: its calllledd AIM naaaht IM
- lou o' bedlam: you're not really good at this, are you?
- eMmMx3ilY: at what
- eMmMx3ilY: tahts what ii thouqht
- lou o' bedlam: feels kind of hollow, doesn't it?
- lou o' bedlam: not as much fun as you thought it'd be
- eMmMx3ilY: ihhts very fun actuaaalllyy !
- lou o' bedlam: you understand so little of yourself
- eMmMx3ilY: fuck youu hunnay
- lou o' bedlam: you don't even know why you do things sometimes, do you
- eMmMx3ilY: whaat are you a fuuckinq councelour
- lou o' bedlam: oh, but it's so easy
- lou o' bedlam: you are so easy to figure out
- lou o' bedlam: but you know this
- lou o' bedlam: that is part of why you think life is so bad
- eMmMx3ilY: you thiink yerrr a biig helpp ; but yerr nahht ma'am ; sirr ; whatverr the fuckk youhh aree,
- lou o' bedlam: oh, i don't want to help
- eMmMx3ilY: & i dont think my life is bad ;
- 5: 50 AM
- lou o' bedlam: you are so small
- lou o' bedlam: so unhappy
- lou o' bedlam: i'm rather enjoying this, the thought of you so miserable
- lou o' bedlam: so miserable it's brought you here
- eMmMx3ilY: nope
- eMmMx3ilY has gone offline.
- Lou o' Bedlam's 2 years of psychology classes FTW.
